Thursday, April 3, 2008

World of 2 PIGS

多了两只猪,地球照样旋转,没什么改变。


但我的生活有着极端的扭曲。


欢迎来到两只猪的世界。。。。。

P.S. 我家不是人住的!!!

As the url addresses, the main characters are Beer Pig and Couch Swine; heres a brief intro.

Beer Pig

A.k.a the elder pig. Boastes a proud beer belly at the age of 20. Currently unemployed as he juz completed poly and is awaiting enlistment. Ex-student of SJI.Lives wif the mentality that a part-time job is not required as he is going to be enlisted 'soon' and all he has to do is stretch out his left hand and point his right hand into his mouth at his father and countless yusof ishak will flow. Scorns at JSS when recommended as a relief teacher there, saying its not good enough for him. Sleeps throughout the day and beers throughout the night.










Couch Swine

The younger of the 2 pigs. Known for lying on the couch the whole day and "watch'' T.V, hence the name. Currently in Sec 5 and thinks he is the smartest ass alive juz because he got A for his D&T and he is not last in class (he is 2nd last). When questione abt his studies, he will juz say he did it throughout the day already: " 我整天都在读了,你们都不在家。现在我休息一下不可以是吗!!!". Consumes every last bit of food on the dinner table and dirties the whole house wif his dead skin and oil.


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