A bit of back-dating before the highlight of the day could come:
....................Somewhere near the end of February 2008............
The couching swine returns from school and sees the father at home; starts to beat around the bush and after a few minutes of prep talk to warm the father up,(i.e. 爸，你吃饭了吗？工作累不累？今晚吃什么？etc) he enters his topic:
Swine: I went to see the school councillor today
Father: See the councillor for wad?
Swine: He said i have learning disorder, I have a problem dad
Father: then wad he ask u to do
Father: then wad he ask u to do
Swine: He ask me to go see a doctor, see if it's real, if its real then ask the dotor to write me a report so that i can get additional 1/2 hr for all my papers
Father: Dun wan la, the problem with u is that u are pure lazy, cannot cure de
Father: Dun wan la, the problem with u is that u are pure lazy, cannot cure de
Swine: But the councillor really say i hav a problem, i need help
Father: how to help someone who is so lazy
Father: how to help someone who is so lazy
Swine: 为什么你不让我去看医生，我真的有病！！！
Father: dun wan la, go where see? how much?
Father: dun wan la, go where see? how much?
Swine: The councillor say must see specialist at SGH. He say consultation is 20 dollars only. If the problem is real, den muz pay 70 dollars for the report
Father: Who so free to bring u there? if not real how
Father: Who so free to bring u there? if not real how
Swine: 不可能的，我真的有病！！！
Father: 有！！你有好吃懒做病lor
Father: 有！！你有好吃懒做病lor
Swine: Please la, Please 让我去
Father: 去去去去去去,去你的
Father: 去去去去去去,去你的
In the end, the mother makes an appointment and brings the swine to the specialist.
The result? The specialist asks the swine to go back and fly kite. He said the swine is so active and full of himself how can he have learning disorder.
So a wasted trip plus 20 dollars and 1 无端端 off day from school for the swine.
.....................2 April 2008...................
The aftermath of the incident arrived,
Total amount payable: 79.44
Where the F is the 20 dollars only. I think either the swine or councillor 'forgot' to mention the additional charges ba. Who ends up having to bear the misdeeds of the swine again, the father.
The moral of the story: (1) School councillors are ccb
(2) The swine is 天真 + a puntatt. He readily believes a ccb and he
thinks that 1/2 hr for each paper is gona work miricals for him/it.
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