Stunt 9: GirlFriend

................Again at some point down memory lane..................

Awaken by the afternoon heat, i crawled out of bed to get a drink from the kitchen. As i dragged myself across the living room, I was slammed across the face again; Beer Pig brought his girlfriend home. Nothing strange. Girlfriend rating 4/10 (wad u expect, beer pig leh). The impact comes after i get my drink.

He stops me halfway through the hall and asks if he could borrow the car. I paused and thought for a while. All the afternoon he has been camping me, waiting for me to wake up, waiting for the car. As i din wan to 丢脸him infront of his girlfriend and i also dun wan to 丢脸 myself, i lent him the car.

And so the beer pig happily leaves with the car and his girlfriend.

Abit of a side-track for this post as the highlight would be on the mother instead....

The mother returns for the day and realizes that the car is not at the carpark...

Mother: 你的车leh?
XM: Beer Pig 借了.
Mother:为什么你借给它。它弄坏怎么办？
XM:不会的啦。。。
Mother: 它刚刚PASS而已，很危险的你知道吗！！！
XM:不会的啦。。。
Mother: 它还载什么女朋友，等一下我要去哪里找个女儿陪给人家。。。
XM:不会的啦。。。
Mother: 它整天这样，很浪费油的leh
XM:不会的啦。。。
Mother: 你有没有看到它女朋友是不是上次那个？
XM:我哪里知道，又不是美女。。。
Mother: Aiyo, 你找美女做什么！！！
Mother: 要找也要找像我这样的。重要是像我这样会做事又勤劳又用功。。。

Ohh, ya rite, find someone like you to nag at me all day and bring more beer pigs and couch swine into the already sad planet.

Imagine marrying your mother; yeah, tat'b great........