Stunt 13: 爸,我的饭leh?(Dude!! Where's my rice?)

在一个炎热的晚午时，一个刚下班的父亲踏进了家的客厅。。。他看见他亲爱的Couch Swine 躺在sofa上拿着remote,看着电视.

工作了大半天，他一餐也还没吃过。于是他觉得肚子饿了，便叫Couch Swine去买饭。正所谓<<明知坑有屎，偏往粪坑踩>>Couch Swine 当然没答应lor, 还以bodyache,不舒服,头疼做借口. The father then also bo bian....

忽然之间,Couch Swine 的LAN JIAO 手提电话铃声响起. 它便以飞奔的速度冲进房间接电话....(bodyache???)

After being on the handfone for a while, he changes and asks for yusof from the father....

Father:你要yusof做什么？要去哪里？
Swine:买饭...
Father: Ok, yusof 拿去。买三包。。
(Couch Swine takes the money from the father)
Swine:Huh, 我朋友生病我去买饭给它吃leh!!!
Father:你不是要帮我买饭meh?
Father:我叫你买饭你就不去，你朋友叫你就去？
Swine:...........
(walks away towards the door, can't wait to leave the house)
Father:顺便买晚餐回来hor!!
Swine:.............

The father then calls back at ard 8pm in the evening to see if Couch Swine returned with any food as he was picking the mother up. The father then realizes that Couch Swine has not returned and buys dinner. When he returned home, the Swine was still nowhere to be seen. Then at approximately 10:15pm, the Couch Swine returns......

Swine:爸，我回来了
Father: 饭leh?
Swine:我没有买，你有叫我买meh？
Father:.........
(Couch Swine goes to the dinner table)
Swine: 爸,我的饭leh?
Father: 你帮你朋友买，没有买我们的份，你还敢问我你的饭在哪里？
Swine: 为什么你没有买我的！！！我很饿的leh

The Couch Swine then proceeds to slam his room door and starts throwing thanrums in his room;throwing stuff and shouting while the father KPKB to the mother....

So much for rearing a swine, 都叫你不要养猪了loh...


歌曲：<<爸,我的饭leh?>>

演唱:Couch Swine

我听说通常别人放学回家就有饭吃
为什么看到我的爸爸一直没有买饭
就因为喝醉酒他就能拿我出气
我真的看不下去以为我较肥肉

从小到大只有卖剩的饭吃
为什么我爸爸那么穷
如果真的我有一双翅膀二双翅膀
随时出发偷偷出发
我一定带我的饭盒走

从前的饭盒的菜总是特别的多
别人的爸爸买饭给孩子都不会手弱
你天天买烂菜一定会有原因但是呢
哥跟我都没有错亏我叫你一声爸
爸,我的饭leh?

不要再这样没买饭了
我说的话你甘会听
不要再这样没买饭了
难道你不知我饿吗

其实我回家就想要有口饭吃
让肚子回到过去包包
温馨的欢乐香味
虽然这是我编造出来的事实
有点讽刺有点酸性
但它确在这快乐社会发生产生共鸣
产生共鸣来阻止一切饥饿
眼泪随著音符吸入血液情绪

从小到大你叫我将就点随便吃喝
好多的烂菜
妈妈常说乖听你爸的话
你叫我怎么吃的下

不要再这样没买饭了
我说的话你甘会听
不要再这样没买饭了
难道你不知我饿吗

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我叫你爸你给我饭吧
干嘛这样何必这样
为什么没有买饭给我
饿是我们在饿饿