Stunt 7: Gone in 60 seconds

Ever wondered how fast food can dissapper from the dinning table in the house? Heres a few examples:

Case 1: 2 bottles of diet coke

14:08:00 - I returned home from school with 2 bottles of diet coke
14:08:15 - I walked into the kitchen and left the diet coke on the dinning table
14:08:20 - I walked across the living room and saw the swine at his usual place
14:08:35 - Left my stuff in the room and went to the washroom in the mother's room
14:08:50 - Finished washing my feet and face and went back to my room
14:08:55 - took off my shirt and approached the kitchen, thinking that i can drink coke
14:09:00 - Saw 2 cans of empty diet coke by the rubbish bin

Case 2: Fishball noddles

The father returns home wif food on a sunday late morning/early afternoon; the usual routine. He buys 3 packets of fishball noddles and leaves it on the dinnin table. As usual,the swine darts to the dinning table in search of his meal, always ready to be fed. I too went over to see wad was for breakfast. I saw that there were 2 packets left so i tot(ok, I'll hav it later in a while). Time check 13:35. At approximately 13:37, i felt hungry and went to the dinning table, assuming that i am gona hav fishball noodles for breakfast.

Yes. I m gona eat a pair of used wooden chopsticks and an empty pastic bag used to contain the fishball noodles for breakfast. All 3 packets of the noodles were gone.

When asked.....

The Swine: Sorry, 我很饿，所以我吃掉了

And the list goes on and on and on and on......