The father asks his usual dumb question knowing that no one will reply him:
Father:谁要去买饭?
Beer Pig: 我去!!我去!!
Father hands him 20 yusofs and asks him to buy 4 packets back.
Beer Pig changes and then b4 he leaves the house....
Beer Pig: Lend me the car....
(Grabs the keys as he asks the father)
Father: 你要去哪里买？
Beer Pig: 对面Mobil后面的kopitiam
(Answers the question as he shuts the door)
After 1-hour, Beer Pig returns with 4 packets of Chap Chye Peng aka CCP (economic rice).
The father and Couch Swine then proceeds to take their dinner packets while Beer Pig consumes his too....
Father: 你跑去哪里？为什么CCP那么冷？
Beer Pig: 不知道....
Beer Pig then quickly gobble down his dinner and hides in the room.
Feeling hungry, I went to take my CCP too. When i opended it, I exclaimed in WTF...
三菜CCP
Ma Po Tofu + Kantan + KaiLan
Estimated Cost per packet = $2.00
Total Amt paid for dinner = $8.00
Amt given by The Father = $20.00
Change........................=$0.00 (Kapo by Beer Pig)Well Done Beer Pig..........
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