Stunt 12: 扫墓吧,Beer Pig

.................... A couple of weeks back............................

The time of 'Ching Ming' has arrived and it is customary for the Chinese to visit their ancestors graves;paying respects and to tidy it up. This important and esteemed task naturally went to the male lead of this blog: Beer Pig

On the very day, Beer Pig was suppose to go with his uncle aka The Condom Man ( Is called this because he is the manager for Durex Condoms and has appeared in the news b4 for promoting safe sex wif Durex). It was arranged for them to set-off at ard 8am in the morning.

8:00am - Condom Man calls:

Condom Man: Are you ready?
Beer Pig: Huh.....去哪里？
Condom Man:去扫墓la.....
Beer Pig: Oh ya hor... Aiya, I headache, 头痛。。。
Condom Man: Then u rest a while, later den go..

8:30am - Condom Man calls:

Condom Man: Feeling better? Can go already?
Beer Pig: Huh, I think i 肚子痛。。。
Condom Man: Really ah? wan go see doctor?
Beer Pig: No need, Let me rest a while more can already...

9:00am - Condom Man calls:

Condom Man: So how? U wan to go anot?
Beer Pig: 我真的很想去, but我whole body ache, plus i think I fever also...
Condom Man: Then u rest... I go myself....

A angry Condom Man then slams the phone and does the tomb cleaning himself. (Take the Condom Man away from his condoms and make him clean the tomb, no wonder he is angry lor)

2:00pm the father returns....

Beer Pig darts out, takes the car keys and disappears out of sight before u could even say *Velociraptor......

Well, guess its juz their natural abilities to 装傻装疯*Hokkien.