Stunt 5: "我是Master Sergeant!!"

As the saying goes:" A swine can neva fail to make a fool of himself"


Beer Pig returns home one evening when everyone was in and announces that he had juz completed his medical check-up for enlistment at CMPB today.

Beer Pig: I got Pes C. Sighs i am still combat fit. (He has a dislocated left shoulder)
XM: You not obese pes meh?
Beer Pig: No la!! Obese is Pes B la
XM: Oh dear mother, now you will hav more army clothes to wash and iron
Swine: No need la. He can use my uniform.(Swine is in the school NCC). Same name somemore. No need change name tag. (says with a proud boast,head held high and a ccb face)
XM: Oh ya, Someone is Staff Sergeant.
Swine: "Please,我是Master Sergeant hor!!"
XM: Wah Master Sergeant. Aye, Beer Pig, u get enlisted as Master Sergeant k? NCC de. Just wear that No.4 and report to tekong.

Imagine a Swine telling you he is a master sergeant: This is how it would look like.......



WTF....