Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Stunt 46: 壁虎。冰冻
saw a big mac lying on the dining table on evening and decided i shall consume it later. And when i got back, the big mac was nowhere to be seen....
depressed as i tot the usual happened and the big mac was being gobbled down fatty asshead's disgusting tummy, i prayed for a drink in the fridge. To my surprise, i saw the big mac in the fridge. then, the real surprise came. as the big mac was in its plastic carrier and tied, i took it out from the fridge and threw it on the table.
and as i unknoted the bag halfway, there was movement and fidgitting inside. I was stunnted and guessed more or so. the knn mother must have tied a lizard inside the bag. F stupid but rather lihai i must say. I overturned and true enough, a lizard came scrambling out, running for its life. TMD.
The mother is really always 扯my后腿de. sutc. GG lor, heng i saved the lizards life if not i will have new delicacy 冰冻壁虎lor.
Really makes me wonder, how come the mother dun accidentally tie the pigs in a plastic bag and keep in the fridge huh?
CCB
depressed as i tot the usual happened and the big mac was being gobbled down fatty asshead's disgusting tummy, i prayed for a drink in the fridge. To my surprise, i saw the big mac in the fridge. then, the real surprise came. as the big mac was in its plastic carrier and tied, i took it out from the fridge and threw it on the table.
and as i unknoted the bag halfway, there was movement and fidgitting inside. I was stunnted and guessed more or so. the knn mother must have tied a lizard inside the bag. F stupid but rather lihai i must say. I overturned and true enough, a lizard came scrambling out, running for its life. TMD.
The mother is really always 扯my后腿de. sutc. GG lor, heng i saved the lizards life if not i will have new delicacy 冰冻壁虎lor.
Really makes me wonder, how come the mother dun accidentally tie the pigs in a plastic bag and keep in the fridge huh?
CCB
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Stunt 45: 一失造成千古恨
某年某月的某一天，一个男人进了邮局。 从此，这男人的眼睛就贴着邮票了。眼睛贴着邮票的男人这时便遇见了一个女人。由于眼睛贴着邮票，这男生爱上了这女人。 之后，这个男的也和这女的结婚。 婚姻的理由有可能如以列：
1。 我
2。 一哭二闹三上吊
3。婚前婚后两个人
然而，这男人正为他一次错误的决定而付出代价。
1。 这女人带着两位姐妹，而这三人把他当男佣使唤
2。 不见棺材不流泪的男人还跟这女人生了多两个危害人类的异型
3。 为了避开她们和异性的轰唤， 他跑去当德士司机
可悲啊，可悲
1。 我
2。 一哭二闹三上吊
3。婚前婚后两个人
然而，这男人正为他一次错误的决定而付出代价。
1。 这女人带着两位姐妹，而这三人把他当男佣使唤
2。 不见棺材不流泪的男人还跟这女人生了多两个危害人类的异型
3。 为了避开她们和异性的轰唤， 他跑去当德士司机
可悲啊，可悲
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Stunt 44: I believe I can fly....
Waking up in the fine cool rainy weather has neva been easy, but with some help from the mother, you be totally awake in no time.
As usual, i rose from the morning daze and made my way to the washroom;which meant i had to get by the kitchen. To my surprise(&Dismay), the mother was alrd awake and making a jingle in the kitchen. With heavy footsteps i walked towards the kitchen door and WHAM, I was slapped with the best wakeup call:
Mother:不要走过地上。。。
xm: den我要怎样？飘啊？飞啊？
Mother: erm,你大步一点走过去loh!!!
LPPL, TCSS
GG
As usual, i rose from the morning daze and made my way to the washroom;which meant i had to get by the kitchen. To my surprise(&Dismay), the mother was alrd awake and making a jingle in the kitchen. With heavy footsteps i walked towards the kitchen door and WHAM, I was slapped with the best wakeup call:
Mother:不要走过地上。。。
xm: den我要怎样？飘啊？飞啊？
Mother: erm,你大步一点走过去loh!!!
LPPL, TCSS
GG
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