saw a big mac lying on the dining table on evening and decided i shall consume it later. And when i got back, the big mac was nowhere to be seen....
depressed as i tot the usual happened and the big mac was being gobbled down fatty asshead's disgusting tummy, i prayed for a drink in the fridge. To my surprise, i saw the big mac in the fridge. then, the real surprise came. as the big mac was in its plastic carrier and tied, i took it out from the fridge and threw it on the table.
and as i unknoted the bag halfway, there was movement and fidgitting inside. I was stunnted and guessed more or so. the knn mother must have tied a lizard inside the bag. F stupid but rather lihai i must say. I overturned and true enough, a lizard came scrambling out, running for its life. TMD.
The mother is really always 扯my后腿de. sutc. GG lor, heng i saved the lizards life if not i will have new delicacy 冰冻壁虎lor.
Really makes me wonder, how come the mother dun accidentally tie the pigs in a plastic bag and keep in the fridge huh?
CCB
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