Stunt 15: Glimpses of Beer Pig

Typical day to see the Beer Pig, sleeping during the day so that he has enough energy to beer in the night..... Proof??? See below....

(Motto of the Beer Pig)

The result of too much beer? Nah, beer or no beer, the table will hav the same result.... Applause for the consistency beer pig... Keep it up...

Beer Pig cant tahan the after noon heat. No beer to cool him off so he opens the window to stand beside it... watch out fishy... he might drink yr water in desperation.....Notice the F*** disgustin tight boxers he's wearing... Its his favourite skin colored boxers from thailand....Pigs then to hav an affection for skin colored stuff... Eeeeeeeeyyeeeerrrrr

Beer Pig waiting for the father to return with the car so that he can go out to beer... Note the annoyed and impatient look? Maybe thats what thay call 酒瘾发作...

Stunt 14: <<我不知道>><<没有,不是我>><<哪里有,不是我>>

The Couch Swine's super power No.6 (please refer to post 10) is such a remarkable ability that you can't do much but applaude and 佩服it for coming out with such excuses. Heres a few examples:



Case 1: 大便，冲不冲!?!!


就当你想大号时, you step into the washroom and wat awaits u.... is another pile of shit. You would be greeted by the ever pungent smell of swine shit. Yes swine shit. Take a peek and OMG, the toilet bowl is full of shit plus 用过的大便纸. At this very moment, anger and 屎味will rush to your head. Immediate reaction? Confront the ICUCIC culprit la!!!

xm:Why you shit neva flush!!?!!
Swine:哪里有,不是我
xm:The whole house only u and me, not you then who
Swine:我不知道
xm:you shit u also dono u shit. you eat your own shit la
Swine:没有,不是我
xm:没有，不是你！！？！then是楼下的梦加拉跑上来拉了就跑是吗！！！！！
Swine:.......

Case 2:The Phantom Laptop User


You switch on yr laptop monitor one day and u will find UFO (Unidentified Farking Object) on yr screen. A folder wif fark flies and fark stuff and fark pictures. A removable drive but the drive is no where to be seen. The safey eject window was up on the screen too. Take a scroll through the files, The Swine's name appears all over the place. Reaction ? Confront!!!!

xm:为什么你偷用我的电脑？
Swine:哪里有,不是我
xm:那个folder still open,有你的名字den 还有bleach pictures, 还不是你?
Swine:我不知道为什么
xm:obviously 是你偷用我的电脑,还用你的Fark thumb drive plug-in,没有eject safely lor...
Swine:........erm......
Swine:没有,不是我.我的thumb drive 不见很久了

Case 3:会走路的蛋糕

The swine was having his usual mid-term break during march and as usual, he would rather lay in his sofa den go out. Hence, the mother knowing his pattern left some food at home;which included 2 log cakes. At end of the day when the mother returned home, the log cakes were gone. (as expected by us but.......) The mother was much amazed by this fact and starts to question the whereabouts of the cake ( maybe she wans to eat tats y she asked). She starts questioning everyone, asking if thay had consumed any portion of the cake. Naturally, no one admitted to having eaten the cake including the swine. His reply?......我不知道,没有,不是我. He was the only one at home tat day and no one else was back until coming home togther with the mother.

Conclusion: Cakes can walk!!... Juz like the GingerBread Man did.....

Case 4:Yusof Ishak 是会合体的

Left a stack of 10-dollar yusofs on the desk under a weight, 7 pieces. When to the kitchen to grab a bite and to the washroom for a while....前前后后大约15-mins. When i returned, left 6 pieces. Who was around at that time? The wind, me and the T.V freak. 哪里有,不是我,我不知道.,was the answer that i got once again.....

难道会yusofs合体？Like克南科斯跟悟天在DragonBall里面一样!?!!....Dance from left to right and right to left 就join在一起了?....肯定是啦.....


Case 5:因为它在我cupboard里面

What really spoils yr day? The swine walking across yr face..... with yr clothes on it!!!

xm:OEI!!!为什么你穿我的裤子!!?!

Swine: Huh? 我不知道...因为它在我cupboard里面. 所以我就穿lor

xm: Tmd, 那我放Wonder Bra进去，你明天最好给我看到你穿。。。不然你的猪油会流到干掉

Swine:.....

Whats the big hoo-haa abt the swine wearing yr clothes? of course cannot la. Its not that I selfish but you all please see the size (Stunt 5). He go squeeze into my shorts, stretch the thing den will become loose liao de wor. After that, i dun need to wear liao lor. Swee lor. Purposely de liao. TMD.KNBBCCB

Stunt 13: 爸,我的饭leh?(Dude!! Where's my rice?)

在一个炎热的晚午时，一个刚下班的父亲踏进了家的客厅。。。他看见他亲爱的Couch Swine 躺在sofa上拿着remote,看着电视.

工作了大半天，他一餐也还没吃过。于是他觉得肚子饿了，便叫Couch Swine去买饭。正所谓<<明知坑有屎，偏往粪坑踩>>Couch Swine 当然没答应lor, 还以bodyache,不舒服,头疼做借口. The father then also bo bian....

忽然之间,Couch Swine 的LAN JIAO 手提电话铃声响起. 它便以飞奔的速度冲进房间接电话....(bodyache???)

After being on the handfone for a while, he changes and asks for yusof from the father....

Father:你要yusof做什么？要去哪里？
Swine:买饭...
Father: Ok, yusof 拿去。买三包。。
(Couch Swine takes the money from the father)
Swine:Huh, 我朋友生病我去买饭给它吃leh!!!
Father:你不是要帮我买饭meh?
Father:我叫你买饭你就不去，你朋友叫你就去？
Swine:...........
(walks away towards the door, can't wait to leave the house)
Father:顺便买晚餐回来hor!!
Swine:.............

The father then calls back at ard 8pm in the evening to see if Couch Swine returned with any food as he was picking the mother up. The father then realizes that Couch Swine has not returned and buys dinner. When he returned home, the Swine was still nowhere to be seen. Then at approximately 10:15pm, the Couch Swine returns......

Swine:爸，我回来了
Father: 饭leh?
Swine:我没有买，你有叫我买meh？
Father:.........
(Couch Swine goes to the dinner table)
Swine: 爸,我的饭leh?
Father: 你帮你朋友买，没有买我们的份，你还敢问我你的饭在哪里？
Swine: 为什么你没有买我的！！！我很饿的leh

The Couch Swine then proceeds to slam his room door and starts throwing thanrums in his room;throwing stuff and shouting while the father KPKB to the mother....

So much for rearing a swine, 都叫你不要养猪了loh...


歌曲：<<爸,我的饭leh?>>

演唱:Couch Swine

我听说通常别人放学回家就有饭吃
为什么看到我的爸爸一直没有买饭
就因为喝醉酒他就能拿我出气
我真的看不下去以为我较肥肉

从小到大只有卖剩的饭吃
为什么我爸爸那么穷
如果真的我有一双翅膀二双翅膀
随时出发偷偷出发
我一定带我的饭盒走

从前的饭盒的菜总是特别的多
别人的爸爸买饭给孩子都不会手弱
你天天买烂菜一定会有原因但是呢
哥跟我都没有错亏我叫你一声爸
爸,我的饭leh?

不要再这样没买饭了
我说的话你甘会听
不要再这样没买饭了
难道你不知我饿吗

其实我回家就想要有口饭吃
让肚子回到过去包包
温馨的欢乐香味
虽然这是我编造出来的事实
有点讽刺有点酸性
但它确在这快乐社会发生产生共鸣
产生共鸣来阻止一切饥饿
眼泪随著音符吸入血液情绪

从小到大你叫我将就点随便吃喝
好多的烂菜
妈妈常说乖听你爸的话
你叫我怎么吃的下

不要再这样没买饭了
我说的话你甘会听
不要再这样没买饭了
难道你不知我饿吗

1234567812345678
我叫你爸你给我饭吧
干嘛这样何必这样
为什么没有买饭给我
饿是我们在饿饿

Stunt 12: 扫墓吧,Beer Pig

.................... A couple of weeks back............................

The time of 'Ching Ming' has arrived and it is customary for the Chinese to visit their ancestors graves;paying respects and to tidy it up. This important and esteemed task naturally went to the male lead of this blog: Beer Pig

On the very day, Beer Pig was suppose to go with his uncle aka The Condom Man ( Is called this because he is the manager for Durex Condoms and has appeared in the news b4 for promoting safe sex wif Durex). It was arranged for them to set-off at ard 8am in the morning.

8:00am - Condom Man calls:

Condom Man: Are you ready?
Beer Pig: Huh.....去哪里？
Condom Man:去扫墓la.....
Beer Pig: Oh ya hor... Aiya, I headache, 头痛。。。
Condom Man: Then u rest a while, later den go..

8:30am - Condom Man calls:

Condom Man: Feeling better? Can go already?
Beer Pig: Huh, I think i 肚子痛。。。
Condom Man: Really ah? wan go see doctor?
Beer Pig: No need, Let me rest a while more can already...

9:00am - Condom Man calls:

Condom Man: So how? U wan to go anot?
Beer Pig: 我真的很想去, but我whole body ache, plus i think I fever also...
Condom Man: Then u rest... I go myself....

A angry Condom Man then slams the phone and does the tomb cleaning himself. (Take the Condom Man away from his condoms and make him clean the tomb, no wonder he is angry lor)

2:00pm the father returns....

Beer Pig darts out, takes the car keys and disappears out of sight before u could even say *Velociraptor......

Well, guess its juz their natural abilities to 装傻装疯*Hokkien.

Stunt 11: Beer Pig 买饭历险记

Dinner Time!!!

The father asks his usual dumb question knowing that no one will reply him:

Father:谁要去买饭?
Beer Pig: 我去!!我去!!
Father hands him 20 yusofs and asks him to buy 4 packets back.
Beer Pig changes and then b4 he leaves the house....
Beer Pig: Lend me the car....
(Grabs the keys as he asks the father)
Father: 你要去哪里买？
Beer Pig: 对面Mobil后面的kopitiam
(Answers the question as he shuts the door)

After 1-hour, Beer Pig returns with 4 packets of Chap Chye Peng aka CCP (economic rice).

The father and Couch Swine then proceeds to take their dinner packets while Beer Pig consumes his too....

Father: 你跑去哪里？为什么CCP那么冷？
Beer Pig: 不知道....

Beer Pig then quickly gobble down his dinner and hides in the room.

Feeling hungry, I went to take my CCP too. When i opended it, I exclaimed in WTF...

三菜CCP

Ma Po Tofu + Kantan + KaiLan

Estimated Cost per packet = $2.00

Total Amt paid for dinner = $8.00

Amt given by The Father = $20.00

Change........................=$0.00 (Kapo by Beer Pig)


Well Done Beer Pig..........

Stunt 10: How the Swine became a Couch Swine....

Every legend has a begining......

The scene is set in the room of a 3rm-HDB flat. A 8mth old infant was playing in his craddle with is elder brother playing underneath the craddle. As the infant caught sight of the elder brother playing with a batman figurine, he wanted to join in the fun too. The end result, the infant climbed out of the craddle and hit/crashed/hamtamed his head onto the floor. The poor infant hence lost part of his natural thinking ability. His conditon was further agrivated by another collision at the age of 3. Jumping on his parents bed, he suddenly lost footing and hit the bed corner. A bad and deep cut resulted. To further add to his agony, the father *gei kiang* think its juz a small cut and applied 青草油(A kind of chinese medicated yellow lotion with max burning feel but super effective cause wun feel any pain after the burn feel) to the wound. This hence muz have burned another wire in the infant's brain leading to a badly damaged brain which can't analyze and think properly. 14 years down the road.....

THE COUCH SWINE is BORN

Heres a few other reasons why the swine became the COUCH SWINE...

(Couch Swine's Bed)

The swine's bed is always full of his rubbish, may it be stuff that he wants or dun wan,he leaves them all over the place. Plus it stinks.... and Beer Pig is also in the room snoaring away during the day...

(The Swine's table)

Another heap of mess which dosen't allow him to land his soul. He dosen't hav much of a choice left but to reside in his favourite location infront of the T.V. The couch was bought recently and it sure attracts him. As mentioned earlier, the two knocks on his head sure reduced his capability to think like a normal person and degraded it into that of a swine. It also completely removed his ability to remember things aka STM(short term memory)

But................................

All accidents bring legends super natural abilities; the swine is no exception. Here lies the powers of THE COUCH SWINE:

1) Able to consume others food in the blink of an eye without others knowing

2) Down 2 cans of diet coke in 60 secs

3) Watch T.V, Play PSP, Listen to mp3, talk on the phone all at the same time

4) Call others one after another to initiate chats

5) Consume all food, sedap or not, big or small

6) Deny all acts of responsibility without blinking

7) Know how to appear when food is avail and disappear when chores are ard

8) Able to hear the slightest click of the door( to noe when the parents leave and come back)

9) Feel hungry all the time

10) Be immune to all sorts of punishments, scoldings, advice, threats and naggings

Stunt 9: GirlFriend

................Again at some point down memory lane..................

Awaken by the afternoon heat, i crawled out of bed to get a drink from the kitchen. As i dragged myself across the living room, I was slammed across the face again; Beer Pig brought his girlfriend home. Nothing strange. Girlfriend rating 4/10 (wad u expect, beer pig leh). The impact comes after i get my drink.

He stops me halfway through the hall and asks if he could borrow the car. I paused and thought for a while. All the afternoon he has been camping me, waiting for me to wake up, waiting for the car. As i din wan to 丢脸him infront of his girlfriend and i also dun wan to 丢脸 myself, i lent him the car.

And so the beer pig happily leaves with the car and his girlfriend.

Abit of a side-track for this post as the highlight would be on the mother instead....

The mother returns for the day and realizes that the car is not at the carpark...

Mother: 你的车leh?
XM: Beer Pig 借了.
Mother:为什么你借给它。它弄坏怎么办？
XM:不会的啦。。。
Mother: 它刚刚PASS而已，很危险的你知道吗！！！
XM:不会的啦。。。
Mother: 它还载什么女朋友，等一下我要去哪里找个女儿陪给人家。。。
XM:不会的啦。。。
Mother: 它整天这样，很浪费油的leh
XM:不会的啦。。。
Mother: 你有没有看到它女朋友是不是上次那个？
XM:我哪里知道，又不是美女。。。
Mother: Aiyo, 你找美女做什么！！！
Mother: 要找也要找像我这样的。重要是像我这样会做事又勤劳又用功。。。

Ohh, ya rite, find someone like you to nag at me all day and bring more beer pigs and couch swine into the already sad planet.

Imagine marrying your mother; yeah, tat'b great........

Stunt 8: 死亡笔记簿, DeathNote

"名字被写在这笔记上的人将死去"

This is dono the Nth time i hav heard this being read out/flashed across the T.V screen......

For those whom are familiar, yes, this is about the movie DeathNote. Why would i say that this is the Nth time i hav seen/read the main idea of the movie? Read on.......................................

The DeathNote Book in the movie

The pigs will constantly provide you with surprises and this time, i was hit with yet another.

I returned home today to find the swine at his usual hideout and watching his usual black screen. DeathNote was on Channel U as it was suppose to be so i tot nothing unusual. Time check 10:30. After messing about my stuff, i headed for the washroom. Hence i had to walk across the living room. Time check 11:15. DeathNote is still on. I then suddenly tot to myself, isn't it suppose to be news on Channel U now? I couldn't contain myself and went to take another peek.

I took another closer look at the thin black box; 1) there was no Channel U logo at the top right corner of the screen 2) the DVD player was on 3) its not DeathNote, its DeathNote 2.

The truth then dawned upon me, The Swine had taken his DeathNote 2 DVD to watch AGAIN. So a reenactment of the incidents would be that The Swine had finished watching DeathNote on T.V and after that, he could not tahan his desire and took out his DVD to watch the 2nd part AGAIN.

I clearly recalling him watchin both the movies in the cinema as i hav seen the ticket butts near his wallet. (He leaves his things all over the place. I'll save that for another post). He then proceeds to buy the dvd and rewatches it at least 3 times.(Those that i noe of)(Wait till you hear about 苏友朋's倚天屠龙记).Now he rewatches it again just because Channel U is showing it. WTF

And so, its time to take out the turtle shell and the gold coins to do some future telling...

Shake Shake Shake.........

OMG, I can see the future.....

Heres wad i see:

1) The Swine notes the time of broadcast next Sunday for DeathNote 2 and watches DeathNote on DVD b4 Channel U shows the 2nd part

2) The Swine miraculously gets a copy of DeathNote and starts writing names onto it.......

A peek at what The Swine wrote

Stunt 7: Gone in 60 seconds

Ever wondered how fast food can dissapper from the dinning table in the house? Heres a few examples:

Case 1: 2 bottles of diet coke

14:08:00 - I returned home from school with 2 bottles of diet coke
14:08:15 - I walked into the kitchen and left the diet coke on the dinning table
14:08:20 - I walked across the living room and saw the swine at his usual place
14:08:35 - Left my stuff in the room and went to the washroom in the mother's room
14:08:50 - Finished washing my feet and face and went back to my room
14:08:55 - took off my shirt and approached the kitchen, thinking that i can drink coke
14:09:00 - Saw 2 cans of empty diet coke by the rubbish bin

Case 2: Fishball noddles

The father returns home wif food on a sunday late morning/early afternoon; the usual routine. He buys 3 packets of fishball noddles and leaves it on the dinnin table. As usual,the swine darts to the dinning table in search of his meal, always ready to be fed. I too went over to see wad was for breakfast. I saw that there were 2 packets left so i tot(ok, I'll hav it later in a while). Time check 13:35. At approximately 13:37, i felt hungry and went to the dinning table, assuming that i am gona hav fishball noodles for breakfast.

Yes. I m gona eat a pair of used wooden chopsticks and an empty pastic bag used to contain the fishball noodles for breakfast. All 3 packets of the noodles were gone.

When asked.....

The Swine: Sorry, 我很饿，所以我吃掉了

And the list goes on and on and on and on......

Stunt 6: My Frend Birthday

...........At some point in time which i dun remember when........................

Beer Pig makes a surprise wake in the afternoon. He was'nt after beer or food; and so i thought it muz be 没好康.
True enough, after some strolling ard the house in his F disgusting Bart Simpsons boxers, he approached the father:

Beer Pig:爸, can i hav 50 yusofs?
Father: You wan so much for wad? Din't i juz gave u some 2 days ago?
Beer Pig: I need the yusof for urgent matter
Father: Wad thing so urgent?
Beer Pig: My Frend Birthday
Father: Your frend birthday u come and ask me for money?......
Father: 你要拿我的钱去买礼物给你的朋友。。。？
Beer Pig: Ya la. Really very urgent 的, please.
Father: 你朋友生日你拿我的钱去买礼物给它，我生日你也是拿我的钱去买礼物给我。你很厉害
hor!!
Beer Pig: Ha ha (smlies at the father)

In the end, the father gives the 50 yusof and Beer Pig leaves after calling a cab..

Moral of the day: the father is a 大炮仙; say one thing do the other. Always complain say Beer
Pig anyhow spend yusofs but where all his yusofs come from. Fxxx

Stunt 5: "我是Master Sergeant!!"

As the saying goes:" A swine can neva fail to make a fool of himself"


Beer Pig returns home one evening when everyone was in and announces that he had juz completed his medical check-up for enlistment at CMPB today.

Beer Pig: I got Pes C. Sighs i am still combat fit. (He has a dislocated left shoulder)
XM: You not obese pes meh?
Beer Pig: No la!! Obese is Pes B la
XM: Oh dear mother, now you will hav more army clothes to wash and iron
Swine: No need la. He can use my uniform.(Swine is in the school NCC). Same name somemore. No need change name tag. (says with a proud boast,head held high and a ccb face)
XM: Oh ya, Someone is Staff Sergeant.
Swine: "Please,我是Master Sergeant hor!!"
XM: Wah Master Sergeant. Aye, Beer Pig, u get enlisted as Master Sergeant k? NCC de. Just wear that No.4 and report to tekong.

Imagine a Swine telling you he is a master sergeant: This is how it would look like.......



WTF....

Stunt 4: Living wif THE COUCHSWINE

Living with the swine is no joke, heres a glimpse of wad life is like with THE SWINE.

When walkin across the living room, this is wad u hav to go through:

(The T.V control and PSP is juz next to it. 19:00)

When having your dinner, this is wad u see:

(omg, max er. 21:30)

How is it? Wana try? I'll exchange with no strings attached.

Stunt 3: "我有问题，让我去看医生！！！"

A bit of back-dating before the highlight of the day could come:

....................Somewhere near the end of February 2008............

The couching swine returns from school and sees the father at home; starts to beat around the bush and after a few minutes of prep talk to warm the father up,(i.e. 爸，你吃饭了吗？工作累不累？今晚吃什么？etc) he enters his topic:

Swine: I went to see the school councillor today

Father: See the councillor for wad?

Swine: He said i have learning disorder, I have a problem dad
Father: then wad he ask u to do

Swine: He ask me to go see a doctor, see if it's real, if its real then ask the dotor to write me a report so that i can get additional 1/2 hr for all my papers
Father: Dun wan la, the problem with u is that u are pure lazy, cannot cure de

Swine: But the councillor really say i hav a problem, i need help
Father: how to help someone who is so lazy

Swine: 为什么你不让我去看医生，我真的有病！！！
Father: dun wan la, go where see? how much?

Swine: The councillor say must see specialist at SGH. He say consultation is 20 dollars only. If the problem is real, den muz pay 70 dollars for the report
Father: Who so free to bring u there? if not real how

Swine: 不可能的，我真的有病！！！
Father: 有！！你有好吃懒做病lor

Swine: Please la, Please 让我去
Father: 去去去去去去,去你的

In the end, the mother makes an appointment and brings the swine to the specialist.

The result? The specialist asks the swine to go back and fly kite. He said the swine is so active and full of himself how can he have learning disorder.

So a wasted trip plus 20 dollars and 1 无端端 off day from school for the swine.

.....................2 April 2008...................

The aftermath of the incident arrived,

Total amount payable: 79.44

Where the F is the 20 dollars only. I think either the swine or councillor 'forgot' to mention the additional charges ba. Who ends up having to bear the misdeeds of the swine again, the father.

The moral of the story: (1) School councillors are ccb

(2) The swine is 天真 + a puntatt. He readily believes a ccb and he

thinks that 1/2 hr for each paper is gona work miricals for him/it.

Stunt 2: Beer Pig 在睡觉，是你在睡觉吧。。。

18:00 Father sees Beer Pig sleepin in bed
19:00 Father leaves house, Beer Pig still sleeping
19:15 Beer Pig phone rings
19: 20 Beer Pig wakes
19: 25 Beer Pig changes clothes
19:30 Beer Pig searches for yusof ishak
19:35 Beer Pig leaves house
20:00 Father returns with mother

Mother: " Beer Pig leh?"
Father: " 它在睡觉..."
Mother: "哪里有？"
Father: "我出去的时候它还在睡觉的leh..."
Mother: "它在睡觉，是你在睡觉吧......"

Stunt 1: the day that the couching swine was on M.C

Nightmares are suppose to happen in dreams, but for today, it happened when the day dawned.

Woke up and guess wad, the couching swine was at home. Why? M.C

He said he felt sick. But as soon as he heard the house gates shut, he darted out of the bedroom to where else; the couch. Laid there and switch on the T.V. Sometimes i really wonder is the Swine watching the T.V or the T.V watching the swine, kids central was on (barney the purple dino) (WTF, 17 year-old watch barney). Swine den continues to on his PSP and starts to play wif it. No symptoms of a sick person at all. The next thing u noe, he picks up the fone and calls 6777 3777. Heres the menu:


I don believe how a sick person can consume mac and the fact, 1 EVM big breakfast, 1 hotcakes set, one extra hashbrown and one extra ice tea. You call that being sick.

To sum up the whole couching swine day, he gets a 2 day mc for 41 bucks. WTF, another day of the couching swine tomorrow.Sian

World of 2 PIGS

多了两只猪，地球照样旋转，没什么改变。


但我的生活有着极端的扭曲。


欢迎来到两只猪的世界。。。。。

P.S. 我家不是人住的！！！

As the url addresses, the main characters are Beer Pig and Couch Swine; heres a brief intro.

Beer Pig

A.k.a the elder pig. Boastes a proud beer belly at the age of 20. Currently unemployed as he juz completed poly and is awaiting enlistment. Ex-student of SJI.Lives wif the mentality that a part-time job is not required as he is going to be enlisted 'soon' and all he has to do is stretch out his left hand and point his right hand into his mouth at his father and countless yusof ishak will flow. Scorns at JSS when recommended as a relief teacher there, saying its not good enough for him. Sleeps throughout the day and beers throughout the night.

Couch Swine

The younger of the 2 pigs. Known for lying on the couch the whole day and "watch'' T.V, hence the name. Currently in Sec 5 and thinks he is the smartest ass alive juz because he got A for his D&T and he is not last in class (he is 2nd last). When questione abt his studies, he will juz say he did it throughout the day already: " 我整天都在读了，你们都不在家。现在我休息一下不可以是吗！！！". Consumes every last bit of food on the dinner table and dirties the whole house wif his dead skin and oil.