The King
The King siting on his throne, giving his best pose for all to aw at his figure.
The King still at his thron but finding his ass itchy, so he decides to give it a scratch. Nevertheless, not forgeting to show of his figure again...
Tempretaures fallin and despite the large amt of fats,The King still feels cold thus decides to cover himself with a quilt to keep himself warm. Has a cup of hot chocolate to aid his need and pamper himself at the same time....(Pls note the bloody cup that he uses)
The ultimate pose for all to admire his figure. Drapping over the corners where the couch breaks, is a perfect curvature. Desired by most but unacheivable by many...... Practised to perfection by The King over countless hours on his throne, this pose will fully show-off whad the King is made of...... The 懒
How do u noe that the bloody couch swine is at home even when all the windows are shut and the lights are off? The bloody gate will be left open as shown above...... It really pisses me off. Is it really that difficult to close the gate behinde u when u come in and then lock it? Well this seems like a really very thought job for the ccb Couch Swine..........----->This is why........
The door knob from the inside of the door is turn-styled de. Hence if neba guess wrongly, our friend takes out his knnbccb keys, unlocks the gates, steps in and juz closes the door behind him, turning the knobs to lock the door only. The only explanation for leavin the gate open is he is simply too fark lazy to use the keys one more time to lock the gates or he is too lazy to stretch his piggy arms out to pull the gate in. Therefore, The 懒 simply closes the door and locks the door only.... the end result to the other pple......see below...
Open the door and what awaits u is bear openess and total exposure. I dono if others feel this way too but when u open the door expecting to see a gate infront of u and u dun see it, u feel weird. Its like very exposeed and anything can come out from nowhere. Its like the sense of security is lost, but then again it seems like the inside is more dangerous then the outside......The 断手断脚
See anything familiar? If u are more observant , u will find the King's chocolate cup still at the coffee table while the King is no where in sight. Typical actions of a King i suppose....just leave things lyin ard when u finish using them. Acting like a king to be waited upon but when u are juz a ccb couch swine, u are juz known as 断手断脚, no head no tail... No amt of vulgarities can suppress the 断手断脚ness of couch swine......Just take a look....
This is suppose to be a dining table, but look at what its become after Couch Swine passes through it or couch swine taking fancy of it......
The holy pants of the emperor's new clothes. Left hanging ard. Waiting for god noes who to keep for the fark couch swine....
After enjoying the repetitive views of the same movie or etc, the disc is left above the player. It gets piled up until the mother or father cannot tahan den will keep for the 断手断脚....the ccb couch swine 
Here lies the oil stains of the 断手断脚 again, keys and xxxx on a seat that is meant for butts. Imagine a butt to the keys or the xxxx. SongNess
Once again, the bag of the 断手断脚 when he returns from school. Leaves his fark bag there when he ascends his throne. Occupying not 1 not 2 not 3 but the entire house, thinking that this really is his palace aka sty.
And here we hav the ultimate prize of the day....refrigerated wallet and HP......[子女本是前世欠的债]
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