Happy Father's Day......
Sad to say, once again its the gatherin of the 三姑六婆..... this time damage to the ears is 55% only...cause their target is Beer Pig..( 爽爽爽)... He is abt to go tekong liao, of course unless he 'pao lu'...
Auntie J:你几时当兵？
Auntie C:你头发为什么那么乱?
Granny:你几时当兵？
(Pls note that the above 3 people spoke simultaneously aka all at once)
Mother:你几时要下来剪头发？
(This is before Beer Pig could reply to the above 3qns)
Beer Pig: Erm,,,Er
Auntie J:你当兵,你怕吗？
Auntie C:Aiyo为什么你怕?
(Simultaneously again, if not one after another)
Beer Pig: Huh, I neva scared ma!!!
XM:为什么Beer Pig要剪头发？它都要剃Botak了....
Mother: 它的那么长，剃了会痛的。我帮它剃一点先....
xm: 进去了还是要剃的，就算你skinhead or botak了还是要给$3.00sgd剃的,scam de
Mother: 我怕它痛....
(Diao....really is 爱子心切)
Luckily, the food arrived and save Beer Pig from all the 'Ee Ee Orr Orr'
After Dinner, this happened....our cock Beer Pig in action again...
Sad to say, once again its the gatherin of the 三姑六婆..... this time damage to the ears is 55% only...cause their target is Beer Pig..( 爽爽爽)... He is abt to go tekong liao, of course unless he 'pao lu'...
Auntie J:你几时当兵？
Auntie C:你头发为什么那么乱?
Granny:你几时当兵？
(Pls note that the above 3 people spoke simultaneously aka all at once)
Mother:你几时要下来剪头发？
(This is before Beer Pig could reply to the above 3qns)
Beer Pig: Erm,,,Er
Auntie J:你当兵,你怕吗？
Auntie C:Aiyo为什么你怕?
(Simultaneously again, if not one after another)
Beer Pig: Huh, I neva scared ma!!!
XM:为什么Beer Pig要剪头发？它都要剃Botak了....
Mother: 它的那么长，剃了会痛的。我帮它剃一点先....
xm: 进去了还是要剃的，就算你skinhead or botak了还是要给$3.00sgd剃的,scam de
Mother: 我怕它痛....
(Diao....really is 爱子心切)
Luckily, the food arrived and save Beer Pig from all the 'Ee Ee Orr Orr'
After Dinner, this happened....our cock Beer Pig in action again...
Beer Pig volunteered to drive the way back after dinner and when he was abt to exit the carpark, he saw a taxi stoppin by the roadside. Hence, he decided to turn into the other forward lane.....
There was another taxi behind beer pig whom was also exitin the car park. It too turned into the other forward lane seeing the taxi by the road side.....following behind beer pig...
Seeming like all was well but Beer Pig hit the brakes and suddenly slowed the vehicle down calmly when he came side by side wif the taxi that was by the road.... He turned to the father who was siting beside in the front passenger sit wif a semi-confident look, looking to him for reassurance,but all he got was ....................a LOUD HORN from the taxi behind.
When asked why he stopped the car when both the lanes were clear, Beer Pig's reply was he sharply saw that the taxi by the roadside was abt to move off and he scared the taxi will hit him...
Well, thats Beer Pig..... Applause please......thank you.....
Triggering another thought.....
.............. A Few weeks ago..............................................
Beer Pig crashed the car
Yeah, wohooo, finally, yes liao, HSLG
Apparently he said some van hit him from behind during peak hour on the PIE...Claims that it was not his fault and he was the victim. He immediately called the father when it happended and naturally he got off the car to speak wif the other driver. When Beer Pig did this, he left the keys on the car and he got locked out of it...(How cock, dumbass)
Beer Pig gets 反锁ed and i hav to bring him the spare keys, got hurried out of the toilet when i was down wif the brown...tmd....cockass
Then when Beer Pig got back, the mother once again 爱子心切, ask about all the insurance stuff and pretend to know alot when she actually only noes abit. Beer Pig was hit from the back, he was alone in the car and guess wad, the mother ask him to claim for injuries when he actually has none on him. She says that this is a good chance to A $$$$. She says Beer Pig should see a Doc, say his old injury of a dislocated left shoulder relapsed because of the accident. Beer Pig upon hearin this grinned wif glee.......
(Wah lau eh, where got mother like datt teach son de....ask son go cheat $$$$ wor)
Beer Pig crashed the car
Yeah, wohooo, finally, yes liao, HSLG
Apparently he said some van hit him from behind during peak hour on the PIE...Claims that it was not his fault and he was the victim. He immediately called the father when it happended and naturally he got off the car to speak wif the other driver. When Beer Pig did this, he left the keys on the car and he got locked out of it...(How cock, dumbass)
Beer Pig gets 反锁ed and i hav to bring him the spare keys, got hurried out of the toilet when i was down wif the brown...tmd....cockass
Then when Beer Pig got back, the mother once again 爱子心切, ask about all the insurance stuff and pretend to know alot when she actually only noes abit. Beer Pig was hit from the back, he was alone in the car and guess wad, the mother ask him to claim for injuries when he actually has none on him. She says that this is a good chance to A $$$$. She says Beer Pig should see a Doc, say his old injury of a dislocated left shoulder relapsed because of the accident. Beer Pig upon hearin this grinned wif glee.......
(Wah lau eh, where got mother like datt teach son de....ask son go cheat $$$$ wor)
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