As the sayin goes:"There's always a catch to anything good....没有白吃的午餐". Once again I hav been blinded by the sudden acts of goodness from Beer Pig....真是没好康。
My flight back from Hong Kong was late at night and as i din wan to hail a cab, I called the father to ask Beer Pig to bring my ride to the Airport.When the plane landed and i turned my mobile on, i received a small surprise, Beer Pig was already at the terminal waitin. This made me wonder:'how and why on earth is the beer pig willin to come and why is he on time..hmmm...'
As i passed thru the customs and arrived at the waitin area, Beer Pig spotted me. To my amazement, he was full of zest, jumped and waved at me the moment he saw me.... ( was he too excited to pick someone up from the plane house as he has neva done so b4? Nah cant be)....
He quickly approached me and offered to push my trolley for me? ( i was like wad de...????) R,Y & P was like wondering too...'How come yr bro so enthu? Why he like super friendly ah?' Y wondered if he was excited becaues he tot that i will buy smtg for him...Which then brings me to the point--> I bought him a bottle of Baley's thinkin that he was nice enuf to come down and pick me up,which i totally regret now and blame my dumb self...To add on to the weirdness, he even bought me a drink...(diao...huh...???scratches head)
Strangely again when we exited the buildin, he told us to wait while he brings the car over...since when were his gestures so nice?...I was wonderin if its because my frends are ard and he din wan to xia suay himself, so make himself more postive lookin...(No, its not like this de,,,,all fake de)
After droppin P & R off, Beer Pig requested to be dropped at Bukit Panjang to meet his frend. I tot well its fair enuf as he did come to pick me up and i shall not question his doins...(Darn i was dumbs at tat time, shd hav dragged him home)...Thinkin that all was well, i reached home and left all the luggage in the car with the idea that i can unpack tomorrow....not knowin wad was brewin and the storm that was in store for me.....
I bathed, made my bed and juz as i was abt to lie down and greet the sandman, the father came walkin into the room..."aye,你回来了啊。。。！！","Beer Pig 去载你ah?". I replied him yes and told him that i dropped beer pig off at Bukit Panjang.....That I tell u, put a smack across his face and woke him from his dreamy state...
Father:为什么Beer Pig 在 Bukit Panjang?
Me: 因为是我载它去的。。。(Aiyo..Dooh,Really is dumb qn leh, Din i juz tell u i drove him there...)
Father: 我叫它今天帮我做工，它跑去Bukit Panjang,cham liaos...
Me:Den 怎么办...
Father: erm, 不然你帮我lor, 你mother生病不能下去...
Me: huh...!!!???....OK lor...
晴天霹雳
I LL suck tumb bo bian.....
The pieces of the puzzle had come together, i finally saw the whole scam, wad beer pig was planning all along... No wonder he was so enthu and happy to see me. No wonder he bought me a drink. No wonder he was willing to come down to airport to pick me up. No wonder he acted so nice and postive and friendly. SCAM de...TMD !@&^%#@@#%^**^%#@
He was jus happy to see his CCP days over as I hav returned....TMD KnnBccB
The Point to note here is he 跑路....
.................................几天后..................................................................
After a few days of CCP life, I found out that on tat very day Beer Pig came to pick me at the airport, he toke the car and left at ard 10pm when he was suppose to be at the airport at 1am...WTF.... Heard tat it took the car to meet his fren in Thomson...( wad the fish is his issue wif thomson man? always go there, Langa car also langa there, maybe he bury his treasue there? wads his treasue? oh, u wun wan to noe...haha)
Durin the few days of Beer Pig's ccp life, the father was under tremendous pressure as mentioned by the father.... Beer Pig keep hurryin the father to close shop and go back when it was only 12pm (Hello...Lunch time close shop???? confirm the brain grow on the ass de...). When the father juz did a dish, he would ask the father to throw it away, say keep liao la, dun do so much dishes to sell.He din do the washin nor did he help prepare the ingredients. All he did was sell,count $$$$ and fed on the food when it was ready...( EH, the food is suppose to be sold, not be used to feed pigs de wor, tmd)He watched by the side as the father washed the plates, issuin futher pressure on the father to release him from the ccp life... when asked by the malay stall why din he help wif the washin...His reply was: "Oh, its not my job, not my duty"... Everyday he would ask the father: " 爸，你几时要fire我?"....
The bottom line---> He is paid $50.00 to work 4 hrs a day..
The latest i heard today at CCP stall...'爸，我很难过. 要当兵了,我很伤心,sad。I think 我要逃兵。'
Swee. Song. HSLG liao....
---"跑路的猪拖到Pekin还是跑路的猪"
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