Chinese New Year is definately my most hated festive season. Heres why:
1. Its tmd noisy.( cause the noise is suppose to chase away some monster and gives pple excuse to play majong and keep pple awake.)
2. Makes pple fat from all the eating and eating and more eating.
3. The 三姑六婆 will come out from nowhere and ee ee ooor oor + fi li flare leh
4. Mus go 拜年. Of course 拜年 is a must with the elderly to pay respects to them but to be tied up at yr mums flens place the whole day is defn a no no.
5. Must 拜年 with them----->

Couch Swine posing at the restuarant door. 快我leh!!!!很饿了!!!!

The 2 animals at the mother's flens place. Max sian-ed so they look gloomy and sad. The beer pig is not allowed at beer while the couch king misses his own throne.

Couch swine tryin to act slim and squeeze between the cars. Tryin to seat in the front so that it can enjoy a nap along the way to the next boring destination,

Pissed from house visiting, couch swine walks with a stomp

The couch swine showing a pissed look when his order for more bacon wrapped sausages, char siew pau, chee cheong fun, har gau, xiao long bao and carrot cake has not arrived.

Finally, the sleeping godness of house visiting. 去到哪儿,睡到哪儿
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