On the night b4 the Standard Chartard run, our fav F.Asshole dresses up and tries to leave the house. He tot he would not be discovered if he walked silently but to his dismay, his shaking fats aroused the attention of the mother. So here went the conv bet F.Asshole couching swine and the mother.
M:Where are u going?
CS: I am going to work
M: work wad? so late at this hr? (23oohrs)
CS:Ya, i am going to work part time.
M: where?now?
CS: Standard Charted Run. I go set up
M:Set up wad? where got set up so late one? how much thet pay u?
CS: Have la, u duno den dun anyhow say dun hav. they payin me 20sgd, i very easy satisfied one. 20sgd and one free addidas T-shirt i can liao.
M: U crazy ah, so little u still go. dun go dun go. u stay at home
CS: But i very easily satisfied one. I will go i tell u
M: U better not go. waste time. work until wad time?
CS: 6am onli.
M: So long so little money u still go. U stupid de u
CS: Stop callin me stupid. (CS den opens the gates in fury and runs away into the lift)
Seeing that she could do no further, the mother reluctantly gives up.......
The next day after the SC run, hes back at his throne once again, with 'style'
And heres the lastest collection of "I'll go buy rice" by beer pig.
As edible as anything could get in the world with 20sgd.
A bit of a sidetrack. Noticed some stolen bubble gum in JB Giant. Cant help but relate to the F.Asshole swine who does this all the time to my belongings. I get missing drinks, missing pieces of my dinner, missing dvd, missing clothes and the list goes on......
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