Stunt 37:他去拜年,我去睡!!

Chinese New Year is definately my most hated festive season. Heres why:

1. Its tmd noisy.( cause the noise is suppose to chase away some monster and gives pple excuse to play majong and keep pple awake.)

2. Makes pple fat from all the eating and eating and more eating.

3. The 三姑六婆 will come out from nowhere and ee ee ooor oor + fi li flare leh

4. Mus go 拜年. Of course 拜年 is a must with the elderly to pay respects to them but to be tied up at yr mums flens place the whole day is defn a no no.

5. Must 拜年 with them----->



Couch Swine posing at the restuarant door. 快我leh!!!!很饿了!!!!

The 2 animals at the mother's flens place. Max sian-ed so they look gloomy and sad. The beer pig is not allowed at beer while the couch king misses his own throne.

Couch swine tryin to act slim and squeeze between the cars. Tryin to seat in the front so that it can enjoy a nap along the way to the next boring destination,

Pissed from house visiting, couch swine walks with a stomp

The couch swine showing a pissed look when his order for more bacon wrapped sausages, char siew pau, chee cheong fun, har gau, xiao long bao and carrot cake has not arrived.

Finally, the sleeping godness of house visiting. 去到哪儿,睡到哪儿

Stunt 36: 作贼心虚

Admidst the CB Lin and 阿Sa "小酒窝", came a knock on my door. It was beerpig in his new disgusting boxers which i duno how to discribe except for 恶.

He wanted to borrow my IP Man 叶问 dvd. To my surprise he said 叶问 and not IP Man. So i went in search of it, knowing excactly where i left it. To my astountment, the dvd was not where i left it. I am sure i dun hav 老人痴呆 and noe where i left my stuff. I searched for it abit while beer waited. I gave up and beer reluctantly left. Suspecting something Piggish, i went out to the living room. As soon as i stepped out, i saw the cb couchswine behaving weirdly. He started to ask BeerPig he neva watch in the movies b4 meh? den he suddenly asked wad the father was doing and volunteered his help. He den started to tie ribbons on the plum blossoms.




值得怀疑? realli strange......


Orange Pig

Stunt 35: 我很容易满足的...

Its a bit late but nonetheless at least its here,

On the night b4 the Standard Chartard run, our fav F.Asshole dresses up and tries to leave the house. He tot he would not be discovered if he walked silently but to his dismay, his shaking fats aroused the attention of the mother. So here went the conv bet F.Asshole couching swine and the mother.

M:Where are u going?
CS: I am going to work
M: work wad? so late at this hr? (23oohrs)
CS:Ya, i am going to work part time.
M: where?now?
CS: Standard Charted Run. I go set up
M:Set up wad? where got set up so late one? how much thet pay u?
CS: Have la, u duno den dun anyhow say dun hav. they payin me 20sgd, i very easy satisfied one. 20sgd and one free addidas T-shirt i can liao.
M: U crazy ah, so little u still go. dun go dun go. u stay at home
CS: But i very easily satisfied one. I will go i tell u
M: U better not go. waste time. work until wad time?
CS: 6am onli.
M: So long so little money u still go. U stupid de u
CS: Stop callin me stupid. (CS den opens the gates in fury and runs away into the lift)

Seeing that she could do no further, the mother reluctantly gives up.......

The next day after the SC run, hes back at his throne once again, with 'style'


And heres the lastest collection of "I'll go buy rice" by beer pig.

As edible as anything could get in the world with 20sgd.

A bit of a sidetrack. Noticed some stolen bubble gum in JB Giant. Cant help but relate to the F.Asshole swine who does this all the time to my belongings. I get missing drinks, missing pieces of my dinner, missing dvd, missing clothes and the list goes on......