And it really makes me wonder.....yeahhhh....whohoooo....on how much laundry can be generated by 4 people in a day...whoooo....
The truth is, the entire washing machine can be filled with laundry in just one day. Whenever i hang the laundry, there be at least 3 bamboo poles for the swine and 2 poles for the Beer Pig, thats like 2 sets each plus the uniforms. [Well, cant balme them u noe cause larger size take up more space. So more bamboo poles...but then again, thay like bath 3 times a day..so...&^%#$]
Having generated so much laundry is sickening enough already and they will still have issues with the hanging of the laundry.....
Issue 1: The Laundry stays within the house the whole day...
The mother hangs the laundry inside the house, afraid that if she leaves it outside, it might rain and nobody collects it..... The truth is, beer pig is at home and he is zzzzing like as what he should be---> a dead pig. So if the mother hangs the laundry outside, nobody will be bothered abt it, even if it rains...
Issue 2: 让它吹吹风
The mother will KPKB everyone if she comes back and finds the laundry still wet (even if it was raining the whole day) thus the father in order to avoid hearing the high pitched KPKB insists that the laundry goes outside. The LP Beer Pig is at home the whole day and he neva brings the laundry out, when i come back then the father will kpkb me to bring it out..Really is TMD 死Beer Pig. On a few occasions, even when it is abt to rain he asked me to bring it out when i juz brought everything in... I told him 要下雨了leh... He said 让它吹吹风... 8pm in the evening... I told him no sun liao... He said 让它吹吹风....
WAH KAO, you think the laundry is 张学友 is it?...想和你再去吹吹风,去吹吹风....
Issue 3: Where on earth is the Laundry?...Hmmm
The Laundry is not inside, its not outside, so where is it...???
Its DownStairs!!!....
Was driving home one day when i noticed a bamboo pole near the playground at my void deck. Then i was thinking to meself who so Xia Suay drop the bamboo pole till ground floor... Then i see closely again... The bamboo pole kana 'sek sek', like where see b4 de... den i see the clothes also 'sek sek' so i decided to stop the car and check it out... TMD is really my shirt and the mother's clothes... I sibei 'Huay Dua' lor... I bo bian but bring the bamboo pole up.. Somemore got people take same lift as me lor... Give me weird look... I lua xia suay lor...!@#$%^&
When i got home, i saw beer pig at home, but before i jump to any conclusions, i called the father... Apparently the story was the father got home, hung out the laundry and left the house again. It started to shower and the father called the 死Beer Pig to bring in the laundry..... So it is apparently that the 死Beer Pig dropped the bamboo pole until the ground floor even without realizing it.... When the father asked him, he only replied 'erm ya'... Really is TMD 死Beer Pig
Issue 4: Dry liao also got problem
Wet got problem, dry liao also ma fan... When Laundry dry le, no body keep in the mother also KPKB... When keep in le no body fold she also KPKB... Then she will ask Couch Swine to fold the clothes...Why Couch Swine?... Because he is there lying on the couch ma...
Sometimes the Swine silently obeys sometimes he attempts to retaliate...And when he does, thay will KPKB each other...very nosiy de... When he dosen't, he anyhow folds the clothes and chucks all of the clothes into his own cupboard...including mine... Thus this explains why my clothes end up on his oily body....
SUX House....(*&^%$
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