Stunt 16: " Gooooood Mooooorning Mr. Beeeeer Piiiiig"

The rays of morning sun seeped through the windows and casted itself upon a lying figure. Upon closer look.....its the BEER PIG, lazying ard in bed, refusing to acknowledge the morning heat on his butt.

Rise and Shine Beer Pig.... Its a new day...a new begining..... Its the day when Beer Pig becomes a RELIEF TEACHER....

Beer Pig finally agrees to start as a relief teacher at JPS after multiple attemts to get him there by the mother. Previous attempts were met wif reasons such as too last minute or no transport there. The reason for accepting the job this time -->to get away from the other task of having to help his father sell ccp as comparatively, relief teaching is much easier.

So off the Beer Pig goes to start his new adventures in JPS........

Somewhat during 8am

Beer Pig eagerly gets his class that he is suppose to supervise and walks through the welcoming doors of the classroom...only to be met with a loud exclamation of "WOW"...

Beer Pig: Who WOW?
Class: Boy xxx (all points finger at boy xxx)
Beer Pig to boy xxx: why u wow?
boy xxx: cause u very....erm.... large
Beer Pig:u think its very funny is it?
boy xxx:no teacher....(shakes head in plea + scared/ham)
Beer Pig: U go outside and stand....

And so poor boy xxx gets punished for exclaiming at beer pig's figure.... Haiz...poor thing....

Close to recess at 10am

The class was in complete silence due to the domineering presence of teacher Beer Pig. Suddenly, a brave soul broke the long awkward silence in class..... a male warrior raised his arm to lead the revolution against the evil teacher beer pig....

Boy zzz: Teacher can i go toilet?
beer pig: very urgent is it?
Boy zzz: ya...yes...
beer pig: wait awhile...going to recess soon...
boy zzz: teacheeeer, very urgent
beer pig: ok go go go

Boy zzz opened the floodgates, his perseverance against the dark force touched the souls and kidney bladders of his classmates.... as soon as he left, many other hands raised... all requesting to go toilet...

Beer Pig: All cannot go... going to recess already... all wait.....
Beer Pig: All want to go toilet together?....
Beer Pig: U all think i dono... U all wan to escape like Mas Selamatt right?
Beer Pig: [Toilet Break] right?

WOW... what a start to a promising career...(oops, i said WOW,please dun punish me teacher beer pig)... As the saying goes: [Come no shadow, go no trace], beer pigs career curtain called on the very same day it started. Beer Pig informed the school of his unwillingness to return to relief teach and left the joyous place. When questioned by the mother that night, beer pig claimed that it was very tough to relief-teach and does not wan to go back anymore.....

Oh well, it was still an unforgettable journey for Teacher Beer Pig...