Stunt 39: Poly Pig.....

Not much updates recently because the pigs were not much in action... but the major turn abt would be that couchswine is now offically 'poly pig'. [Shit to the fact that i cant capture a shot of his er xin looks when he dresses up to go poly]. The mere fact that he thinks he is damn shuai pisses me off and gets my blood boiling....

自认英俊肖撒，多情浪子.....

Now it has one more toy to play with and he still thinks that he is damn good at wad he is doing..... on tv and use laptop at the same time....if u take a good look at the tv... he is watching some AT cartoon on channel 8....anything wrong with this? If u are looking on as a any random person, nothing is wrong, but from my pt of view.....he is one big fark dumb ccb wif lp growing on his cbf. Heres why....

1. I pay 60+++ bucks every mth for SCV only for a ccb lp cbf to hog the tv and watch channel 8.

2. There is someone hogging the tv and slowing down my dl speed at the same time...

3. There is nowhere else to sit at home.

Nowadays, couchswine receives a phone call and he will transform into poly pig.... menicing through the streets and leaving a trail of mess in the house....

Its priced possession now...which it thinks is v hip and cool....

And to think, it cause this piece of shit is SGD1990..... way off the price and carroted....

As usual, poly pig lp on cbf leaves its shit ard the place n goes out to.....

The biggest stunt of all was when we gathered for dinner and he made an announcement:

"我不要吃太多， 我要减肥“。。。