好消息......
好消息......
Beer Pig kena his 1st confinment...... lua song... sibei happy and should celebrate..... but then, its only confine it for friday onli. Onli friday cannot come back, haiz, lua sian.....
His reason for confinement: Too messy a cupboard.
He deserve it.Songnesss.
So when he got back, he was super depressed. Feeling sad, he felt the constant urge to chao geng and not return to camp. So he thought of a 'brilliant' plan. Guess wad, he went to ask the father if he had enuf $$$$ to pay the bail for him to exempt national service. And he was in all smiles when he asked the qn..... I was like SUTC....
The natural reply to that was tmd and GTH.........
So the dissapointed beer pig returns to his room, feeling pissed that his plan did not work.
Den, on the night he was suppose to book in, the father notices that its almost time to book-in but ccb beer pig was still lazyin ard in bed on the phone. So the Dad urges it to change and get ready,,,,, and.........
Beer Pig: 我 on M.C!!!!
Self declared the wor.... so the fathers asks if it see doctor liao.
Beer Pig: 我明天去看....
Win liao lor......chao geng until like that....see liao also wana kick him a few times...
And so u think thats all for now?
No....... theres more....
At ard 0000hrs, beer pig changes and leaves the house with the car.
Discovering that the pig was missing, the mother freaks out and panics in the house.....
mother: 它去哪里? 会不会有事,等下被police 抓怎么办?办?
So she calls beer pig.....
Mother: 你在哪里?
Beer Pig: 我在楼下,一下子回来...
Mother: Oh ok, 快点回来....
Farkin dumb.....
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