Stunt 47: Spot the difference

NONE......

Stunt 46: 壁虎。冰冻

saw a big mac lying on the dining table on evening and decided i shall consume it later. And when i got back, the big mac was nowhere to be seen....

depressed as i tot the usual happened and the big mac was being gobbled down fatty asshead's disgusting tummy, i prayed for a drink in the fridge. To my surprise, i saw the big mac in the fridge. then, the real surprise came. as the big mac was in its plastic carrier and tied, i took it out from the fridge and threw it on the table.

and as i unknoted the bag halfway, there was movement and fidgitting inside. I was stunnted and guessed more or so. the knn mother must have tied a lizard inside the bag. F stupid but rather lihai i must say. I overturned and true enough, a lizard came scrambling out, running for its life. TMD.

The mother is really always 扯my后腿de. sutc. GG lor, heng i saved the lizards life if not i will have new delicacy 冰冻壁虎lor.

Really makes me wonder, how come the mother dun accidentally tie the pigs in a plastic bag and keep in the fridge huh?

CCB

Stunt 45: 一失造成千古恨

某年某月的某一天，一个男人进了邮局。 从此，这男人的眼睛就贴着邮票了。眼睛贴着邮票的男人这时便遇见了一个女人。由于眼睛贴着邮票，这男生爱上了这女人。 之后，这个男的也和这女的结婚。 婚姻的理由有可能如以列：

1。 我
2。 一哭二闹三上吊
3。婚前婚后两个人

然而，这男人正为他一次错误的决定而付出代价。

1。 这女人带着两位姐妹，而这三人把他当男佣使唤
2。 不见棺材不流泪的男人还跟这女人生了多两个危害人类的异型
3。 为了避开她们和异性的轰唤， 他跑去当德士司机

可悲啊，可悲

Stunt 44: I believe I can fly....

Waking up in the fine cool rainy weather has neva been easy, but with some help from the mother, you be totally awake in no time.

As usual, i rose from the morning daze and made my way to the washroom;which meant i had to get by the kitchen. To my surprise(&Dismay), the mother was alrd awake and making a jingle in the kitchen. With heavy footsteps i walked towards the kitchen door and WHAM, I was slapped with the best wakeup call:

Mother:不要走过地上。。。
xm: den我要怎样？飘啊？飞啊？
Mother: erm,你大步一点走过去loh!!!

LPPL, TCSS

GG

Stunt 42: This blog is not dead, the pigs are still v much alive

Blame is the only way out for the long period of absence for this blog....

Blame it on the following:

1. The job that requires me to go with a cameraless phone ---> which leads to me being unable to capture the pigs in action

2. The pigs have not much really stuting stunts recently

3. all the other things that dun make me liable

and for updates.... the pigs have evolutionised.... they upgraded their boxers like how u would upgrade ya macdodo meals....

WOW Whee, its new boxers in army pattern..... as usual, the fark couch swine in his throne. Playing his laptop, watching tv, farting, couching and looking like a long piece of shit all at the same time.

" Dad, would u give me 50cents, so i can upgrade my boxers?"

Stunt 43: 落井下‘猪’

Things have been happening and a classic 败家子will step out and create more trouble in times of need and desperation.

1. I should be in HK enjoying my leave and free from the evil clutches of the pple here in sgp but no, i do not have such a luxiourious life and i had to be in the shit hole once again.

2. Of all times she muz discover she has BC. She cannot discover it b4 my leave or after my leave. She has to discover it juz when i am abt to go for my leave. How nice.

3. Granny of all times need to go for her post hospitalisation review, which, is not once twice but 6 times. Again how nice.

4. The other aunt gets notice of possibility that she will be retrench and goes into depression mode. How v nice for things to come together.

5. Upon seeing that so much is happening at home, and assuming that it is fun, Beer Pig decides to join in by going for a check-up on his dislocated left throtter. (yes. if u recall its the v trotter that he used to swin too fast so it dislocated.) And so good, the nice doc decides to go ahead and grant beer pig his chao geng plan by 'advicing' him to go for an operation to 'fasten' up his dislocated trotter ( Are times really that bad that docs have to operate on pigs to earn a living???) So happily beer pig gets his wish of chao geng from army and joins the list of pple who needs to be taken care of.

The qn here is once again the knbbccb wans to chao geng but can he choose a better time? No, men are selfish and it is exceptionally vivid in this god damn fark up place. There is alrd not enuf pple to look after the one that has BC and granny who needs to go for review checkups and now Beer Pig decides that if u cant beat them, join them. By going for the op he has benefits as follows:

1. A slightly stronger trotter so that it will not dislocate when he swims faster
2. He being operated on gets hospitalisation leave. No need to army. Can chao geng
3. As he is now a patient, he does not need to look after pple aka wait upon pple but b waited on
4. By doing so, the father has to stop driving taxi and acc him, hence, at the same time he can tell him of his piggy desires and hypnotise him into giving it $$$$$

6. Beer pig decides to complete his wonder act by annoucing to the mother that he wants to go to Australia to study. His rational for doing so - His flen is going. * Claps, blow trumpet, pops party poper, Fireworks. How nice a rational., And guess wad, the mother actually agreed and is now pulling her hair over where she is going to find the $$$$. ( I also pulling my hair, plus all other parts of me which has hair. Damn these fark arseholes)

So, When u are down, things will get worst. In times of need, the pigs will come hit u harder with their trotters instead of helping out. Illustrated as follows.,,,,,

Stunt 41: 命中注定根你‘对’。。。

When they say its fated, its really fated....

The blardy couch swine is one heck of a torn in the butt... heres why:

1. you dun wana take water drink he dun take. when u take, he come snatch with u
2. u dun leave the house, he also dun leave the house. end up haf to same lift with him
3. u dun wana use the toilet, he dun use. end up he stink the toilet until u cannot go in
and theres much more juz to name a few.....

Heres the latest additon......

I came back really late alrd, at abt 2am and guess wad.... I　ｓｔｅｐｐｅｄ　ｉｎｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｈｏｕｓｅ　ｆｏｒ　ａｂｔ　１５ｍｉｎｓ　ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｈｅａｒｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｏｏｒ　ｏｐｅｎｉｎｇ．　Ｃｏｕｃｈ　ｓｗｉｎｅ　ｊｕｚ　ｃａｍｅ　ｂａｃｋ　ａｌｓｏ．．．．ａｎｄ　ｉ　ｔｏｔ　ｗａｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｆａｒｋ，　ｈｅｓ　ｌａｔｅｒ　ｄｅｎ　ｍｅ．　Ａｎｄ　ｉ　ｗａｓ　ｐｌａｎｎｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｇｏ　ｂａｔｈ　ｂ４　ｓｔａｒｔｉｎｇ　ｗｏｒｋ　ａｇａｉｎ　ａｎｄ　ｗｈｏ　ｎｏｅｓ，　ｃｏｕｃｈ　ｓｗｉｎｅ　ｗａｓ　ａｌｒｄ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｓｈｒｏｏｍ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｉ　ｇｏｔ　ｔｈｅｒｅ．　Ｉ din noe fatties action so fast de....The best part of it all.... I got a surprise when i tried to use it after....

There was a pungent smell of sheltox/baygon. So i deduced...

1. Couchswine couldnt stand his own shit smell and tried to spray air freshener which;
a）he mistok the sheltox as air freshener
b) he thinks sheltox smell nicer
c) Heck, as long as no shit smell

2. Couchswine thinks he is v dirty and needs sheltox to get rid of his dirt

3. He thinks if he spray sheltox on itself, pple wun think he is a carrier of H1N1

4. The centipede from the previous post actually crawled up his ass/ or hid inside his tiny bush and refuse to come out. Thus he used sheltox to try get rid of it...

I shd haf a poll on which is the most possible... haha