Things have been happening and a classic 败家子will step out and create more trouble in times of need and desperation.
1. I should be in HK enjoying my leave and free from the evil clutches of the pple here in sgp but no, i do not have such a luxiourious life and i had to be in the shit hole once again.
2. Of all times she muz discover she has BC. She cannot discover it b4 my leave or after my leave. She has to discover it juz when i am abt to go for my leave. How nice.
3. Granny of all times need to go for her post hospitalisation review, which, is not once twice but 6 times. Again how nice.
4. The other aunt gets notice of possibility that she will be retrench and goes into depression mode. How v nice for things to come together.
5. Upon seeing that so much is happening at home, and assuming that it is fun, Beer Pig decides to join in by going for a check-up on his dislocated left throtter. (yes. if u recall its the v trotter that he used to swin too fast so it dislocated.) And so good, the nice doc decides to go ahead and grant beer pig his chao geng plan by 'advicing' him to go for an operation to 'fasten' up his dislocated trotter ( Are times really that bad that docs have to operate on pigs to earn a living???) So happily beer pig gets his wish of chao geng from army and joins the list of pple who needs to be taken care of.
The qn here is once again the knbbccb wans to chao geng but can he choose a better time? No, men are selfish and it is exceptionally vivid in this god damn fark up place. There is alrd not enuf pple to look after the one that has BC and granny who needs to go for review checkups and now Beer Pig decides that if u cant beat them, join them. By going for the op he has benefits as follows:
1. A slightly stronger trotter so that it will not dislocate when he swims faster
2. He being operated on gets hospitalisation leave. No need to army. Can chao geng
3. As he is now a patient, he does not need to look after pple aka wait upon pple but b waited on
4. By doing so, the father has to stop driving taxi and acc him, hence, at the same time he can tell him of his piggy desires and hypnotise him into giving it $$$$$
6. Beer pig decides to complete his wonder act by annoucing to the mother that he wants to go to Australia to study. His rational for doing so - His flen is going. * Claps, blow trumpet, pops party poper, Fireworks. How nice a rational., And guess wad, the mother actually agreed and is now pulling her hair over where she is going to find the $$$$. ( I also pulling my hair, plus all other parts of me which has hair. Damn these fark arseholes)
So, When u are down, things will get worst. In times of need, the pigs will come hit u harder with their trotters instead of helping out. Illustrated as follows.,,,,,
WOW Whee, its new boxers in army pattern..... as usual, the fark couch swine in his throne. Playing his laptop, watching tv, farting, couching and looking like a long piece of shit all at the same time.
" Dad, would u give me 50cents, so i can upgrade my boxers?"