Stunt 41: 命中注定根你‘对’。。。

When they say its fated, its really fated....

The blardy couch swine is one heck of a torn in the butt... heres why:

1. you dun wana take water drink he dun take. when u take, he come snatch with u
2. u dun leave the house, he also dun leave the house. end up haf to same lift with him
3. u dun wana use the toilet, he dun use. end up he stink the toilet until u cannot go in
and theres much more juz to name a few.....

Heres the latest additon......

I came back really late alrd, at abt 2am and guess wad.... I　ｓｔｅｐｐｅｄ　ｉｎｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｈｏｕｓｅ　ｆｏｒ　ａｂｔ　１５ｍｉｎｓ　ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｈｅａｒｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｏｏｒ　ｏｐｅｎｉｎｇ．　Ｃｏｕｃｈ　ｓｗｉｎｅ　ｊｕｚ　ｃａｍｅ　ｂａｃｋ　ａｌｓｏ．．．．ａｎｄ　ｉ　ｔｏｔ　ｗａｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｆａｒｋ，　ｈｅｓ　ｌａｔｅｒ　ｄｅｎ　ｍｅ．　Ａｎｄ　ｉ　ｗａｓ　ｐｌａｎｎｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｇｏ　ｂａｔｈ　ｂ４　ｓｔａｒｔｉｎｇ　ｗｏｒｋ　ａｇａｉｎ　ａｎｄ　ｗｈｏ　ｎｏｅｓ，　ｃｏｕｃｈ　ｓｗｉｎｅ　ｗａｓ　ａｌｒｄ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｓｈｒｏｏｍ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｉ　ｇｏｔ　ｔｈｅｒｅ．　Ｉ din noe fatties action so fast de....The best part of it all.... I got a surprise when i tried to use it after....

There was a pungent smell of sheltox/baygon. So i deduced...

1. Couchswine couldnt stand his own shit smell and tried to spray air freshener which;
a）he mistok the sheltox as air freshener
b) he thinks sheltox smell nicer
c) Heck, as long as no shit smell

2. Couchswine thinks he is v dirty and needs sheltox to get rid of his dirt

3. He thinks if he spray sheltox on itself, pple wun think he is a carrier of H1N1

4. The centipede from the previous post actually crawled up his ass/ or hid inside his tiny bush and refuse to come out. Thus he used sheltox to try get rid of it...

I shd haf a poll on which is the most possible... haha