Stunt 34: Beer Pig OOC

WTH,WTF, Beer Pig chao geng until he OOC.

See his bloody fark happy face really is want to kick it real hard and stuff his own LP into his mouth.

He complain to his MO abt his dislocated shoulder pain when carryin stretcher during medic course and the MO OOC him...TMD.WTF. Now he is RP at mindef camp. So near some more. And the best thing, He gets to come home everyday......

And i have to see this bloody sight whenever i come back to the house. He leaves his boots outside the house...hmm wonder wad will happen if he wakes up one morn to find all his ccb boots missing....really makes me wonder...

Step into the house only to be greeted by more shit....they really think the whole house belongs to them... no wonder he got confined...hope he gets more confinements...

Fark BeerPig and to hell with the both of them.SUTC

Stunt 33: 出来吃是这样的...

Man make wrong decisions and heres one of them:

As i was working near the mother for the week, i decided to have dinner with her and i knocked off ard the same time that she would usually go back.

Halfway through dinner... she realises that she cannot finish her plate of char siew noodles...hence she asked if i wanted some char siew...

I told her no...

Den she insists that the char siew was not fat and is lean meat...

Haiz to stop her nagging, i agreed...

So she happily takes some char siew with her chopsticks and passes it to me...

Jus b4 she could land the char siew on my plate, her chopsticks slipped....

Shooting the pieces of char siew on my face and some strains of noodles on my shirt......

I stared at her and in a moment of panic or dono wad shit, she said this:

"出来吃是这样的hor"

WTF...

Stunt 32: 沙发猪神算

Clinging sounds of keys unlocked the house door.

Stepping into the house was a mother eagar to noe the outcome of his piggy son who juz took the O' levels history paper today.....only to find his beloved pig son layin on the sofa in his godly posture once again.....(when he has another paper the next day)

Mother:为什么你在看电视?你明天不是有paper meh?
CouchSwine:我relax一下不可以是吗?我读整天了只是你没看见而已!!!!
Mother: 你今天history paper怎样?
CouchSwine: 我很厉害lor!!!给我spot到question. Ha Ha 那个老师叫我读Russia. 我不听,我去读china. Heng China出lor. Ha Ha.(Gives a CCB grin)
Mother:你so厉害? spot 到question? Den你会作吗?
CouchSwine: OF COURSE LA!!!三题给我spot到两题lor... hehe (another KNN grin)...
Mother: Den还有一题leh?
CouchSwine: 不会作....

Spot yr LP la. See u can spot when yr LP will drop anot...,,,,,

Stunt 31:钱不够用

Dono why out of the blue there is a dinner on devapali... so juz played along and went...
As usual, whenever there is gathering, no good happens and shit spills out from the 2 shit holes...

Heres one:
Auntie 1: 你现在做兵会辛苦吗?
Beer Pig: Erm, ok la.
Auntie 1: Army给你多少钱? 够用吗?
Beer Pig:Not enough. They only give me 500sgd now.
Auntie 1: 500sgd还不够啊? 你还有跟你老逗拿钱啊?
Beer Pig:Ya.Have, really not enough la.
Auntie 1: Why not enough?
Beer Pig: Cause i wana subscribe for magazine...
Auntie 1: Wad magazine?
Beer Pig:Forbes lor.
Auntie 1: Wah u got read forbes one ah. good good. should read should read
Beer Pig: ya. and it costs me 200sgd. so really not enough lor...
Auntie 1: how much yr father give u every month?
Beer Pig: ard 200sgd like that...

Fark your LP man BeerPig. Totally rubbish conversation lor. wad $$$ not enough. Bloody keng siao CB. 500sgd every month still not enough for a CB private meh? Wad subscrie forbes....forbes is 200sgd per year lor, not per month. who he tryin to fake ah....tmd knnb. he also neva pay for any bills... so where did all his $$$$ go?


OF COURSE IS DRINK BEER LA. CCB. Mouth like CB like that shoot water.

And wow. Look at his collection of new shoes........

SUTC