Stunt 26: 我家有个'[萧敬腾]'

Yes its true. My house got '疯惊疼' aka Siao Jing Teng.

Neva fail to irritate and full of FxxK foolishness, the bloody ccb swine was at it again. Came home after work one day tp find the washroom occupied by the ccb as usual. Once this kinda bloody tmd cb '对' wif you means its forever de. Everytime u dun bath he dun bath, u dun wan use washroom he dun use. U dun wana open fridge drink water he dun drink, when he see u drink den he faster run and snatch the washroom or fridge.

LL no choice i wait and wondered how come the cb swine so long still haben come out and why he come back so long liao dun bath, when pple come back den he bath. So i buay tahan go look see look see. As i neared the washroom, i could hear smth else besides the shower splattering against the door. It was "收藏"......

Jam xiao was in the washroom. There was music playin from the toilet and there was some squeeking sound of a swine. Juz like when they are abt to be slaughtered. Water splattering against the door, jam xiao music and pig sweeking... take some time to imagine ah....ear pain lor....

And pls note this jam xiao is not the jam music dat jam but kaya roti and jam that jam ba.....

Indeed this ccb is tmd ccb, Bring handfone inside tandas to play mp3 and open concert...plus knn sibei pai tia lor. He definately has lots to 收 [[his knnbccb barang all over the house]] and 藏 [[his fatty tyre ard himself and his buttcrack]].

'疯惊疼' - got one 疯 in the tandas and you will 惊 if u noe who and wad he do inside besides dua lau and make the place busok plus 疼 in the ears if u hear him squeek.

Stunt 25: Beer Pig no more..........

Althought its only for a few days, life without Beer Pig was good;and i thought it would be so.

Heres a glimpse of Beer Pig 去当兵....

Look see, wah the mother so excited. Neva sit [penguine] b4. Beer pig still very happy and ignorant of wad is waiting for him. Relac relac.

See. Now Beer Pig face change. Hamed liao. Fall in le. But his kawan beside him still relac. Well done i muz say, but Point middel finger at photographer muz gan gan de. Can refer to CBK blog for example.

So off goes Beer Pig and guess who rules king now?....

森林无狮虎, Ma Lau 称皇帝

Couch swine relased his carnage.....

On Tv, on aircone, den hog the masterbedroom, things all over the placem use 2 washrooms at one time, use laptop till 3am when he got sch tomolo. When pple call him to wake up, he pick up fone den go back to sleep. Ended up 2 days neva go school.

When questioned, he still say he very honest and told sch he overslept, so he neva go sch.

After a couple of days, Beer Pig say he attend C liao. MO give him excusee cause he dislocated his shoulder. Reason: Swim too fast.

Haiz. To hell with the both of them.